The year is 1988…
Jay and his friends are on the cusp of perpetrating the greatest heist in Leif Erickson High history when they unwittingly find themselves dangerously close to a murder scene. Consumed with an irrational obsession, he is determined to do anything to solve the crime, including hiring a private investigator, infiltrating a sex club, and indulging in a 90-day LSD binge.
Forced to confront his demons, both real and imagined, he must unravel the conspiracy of an elusive octopus and his lascivious minions to find the killer. As the mystery deepens and sanity fades, the consequences of his ill-advised investigation begin to mount, careening toward hilarious, and possibly deadly, ends.
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– On this, the occasion of my fiftieth birthday, I invite you all to share with me the accomplishment of my third novel, The Blue Unicorn Detective Agency. I laughed my ass off writing this and I also wept uncontrollably. It’s about as real as anything I’m likely to produce and I I’m extremely proud of it for exactly that reason. Is it the best and final word on anything? Probably not. It’s a joke I didn’t know I was telling, a story I didn’t realize that I had but sincerely and inappropriately needed to divulge. This is no epic 500 page haunted, blood and guts western, its just a letter from me to you.